Fear the Visor
I just received this shocking email from a source, some guy who calls himself “Roll Skywalker:”
Paul Jr’s plane just touched down on the Death Star.
That can only mean one thing: Darth Visor.
Author: Michael Brown
All Eyes Are on Teterboro, New Jersey
And now these tantalizing and titillating tidbits from two top-level sources, Anonymous Insider #1 and Anonymous Insider #2:
USC’s plane N351GC has made two trips to Teterboro, NJ (10 miles from Rutgers’ campus) since Saturday’s game. Looks like SS goes to Bama, and USC is trying to get the inside track on Greg Schiano.
T-Town had a flight that left tonight just landed in Teterboro 30 min ago N46E
For the uninitiated, “T-Town” is Tuscaloosa, USC refers to the University of South Carolina, not the Trojans, and SS stands for Steve Spurrier, not Schutzstaffel (at least I think).
Planes are landing everywhere, and now all eyes are on Teterboro, New Jersey.… Read the rest
Booster Plane Sighting
A plane registered to the “Tide Pride” boosters was spotted in Greenbrier, West Virginia on Sunday morning—before Shula was officially fired.
Rodriguez? Beamer?
This is more fun than a barrel of Volunteers.
De Plane! De Plane!
Has anyone out there spotted Paul Bryant Jr.’s plane?
If so, then please do tell. The more creative, the better.… Read the rest
I’ve Been Hooked
To all you Bama and Texas Longhorn fans who stopped by yesterday (and who are still showing up today) scouring for scuttlebutt on Mike Shula’s replacement–thank you very much.
Not since the Nancy Grace/Church of Christ fiasco last March has my sitemeter sang such soaring soprano; 348 unique visitors, 597 page loads–an all-time Ocular Fusion record.
It seems that my post on Shula’s firing was hooked, so to speak, to a Texas message board mainly due to my passing on the rumor about Paul Bryant Jr.’s jet sighting in Austin and speculation over whether or not some university representative was there to pitch the Alabama job to Texas HC Mack Brown.… Read the rest
Start the Bus
First plane sightings in Austin, and now this from “bustracker.com.”
LOL.… Read the rest
Shula Fired. Bama Jet Bound for Austin?
It’s official. The Tuscaloosa News is reporting that Mike Shula is out.
Furthermore, rumors are running rampant that Paul Bryant Jr.’s jet is reportedly bound for Austin, Texas.
Could this mean that Bama has made a play for Mack Brown?
Now that I’ve done my share to stir up rumors, let’s sit back and see what actually happens.
I Like Loretta’s Style. I Heart Huntsville
Three of the four funerals for the victims of last week’s bus crash have taken place.
The Huntsville Times has stories on the funerals of Nicole Ford, Tanesha Hill, and Christine Collier. Crystalle McCrary’s funeral will take place today.
Protesters from “that church” are in Huntsville and are picketing the funerals. The Huntsville Times’ response to their presence was a mere mention in the Nicole Ford story. Huntsville Mayor Loretta Spencer confined the protesters to a small, cordoned-off space 100 yards away from the funerals. She then proceeded to park city buses in front of the self-appointed prophets so that those arriving at the funerals couldn’t see them.… Read the rest
They Doth Protest Too Much
I’ll be leaving in a little while to spend Thanksgiving with my mother and sisters in Virginia, so I wanted to wish all of you a wonderful holiday and Godspeed in your travels.
I’m not sure what my blogging status will be in Virginia, but I will be continuing to track some stories related to the recent tragic school bus crash here in Huntsville. It will be a difficult time for our community over the next few days as we attempt to hold in tension our thankfulness that things weren’t any worse, our grief for the four young girls who lost their lives and our ongoing concern for the injured.… Read the rest
From Coach to Commentator?
I noticed yesterday that many were coming to my post “One Six Short” from a site called keepmikeshula-swicki. Turns out that people searching the term “Mike Shula” at a blog named keepmikeshula.com were landing on Ocular Fusion, and that was my first indication that something was in the air. Don’t be fooled by the name–the authors of this blog have tongues firmly planted in cheeks. In fact, it contains some of the most deliciously wicked satire that I’ve read in quite some time.
There are confusing signals this morning as to whether Crimson Tide Head Coach Mike Shula will survive a disappointing 6-6 season and his overall 26-23 record over four years at Bama.… Read the rest
U Can’t Touch This
The latest Google search string leading to Ocular Fusion:
Is that anything like Hammer Time?
Four Fatalities Now
I had heard at lunch that another victim of yesterday’s bus crash was on life support and not expected to make it.
Unfortunately, I just read that there are now four fatalities with the passing of 17-year-old Crystal Renee McCrary a short time ago. Our thoughts and prayers are with her family and friends as well.
Down Here Hope Remains
Our city is still reeling from the aftershocks of yesterday’s tragic school bus accident on I-565. A city school bus carrying 43 Lee High School students to a local technical training center plunged off an overpass near downtown after being clipped by another car driven by a Lee High student passing on the right.
The bus skidded along the guardrail and apparently hung there briefly before falling onto the ground below. The bus hit nose first and then rolled, the students in the back of the bus falling forward onto the students in the front. Two students, Christine Collier and Nicole Ford, died at the scene.… Read the rest
More Weighty Matters-Prayers Please
Like I said, there are more weighty matters than college football.
My office is across the street from Huntsville Hospital. I noticed a few moments ago more than the usual number of ambulances making their way down Governors Drive. My wife just called me, and now I know why.
A school bus has gone over an overpass on I-565. There are fatalities (at least 3 students) and several critical injuries. You can watch live local feed here.
Prayers please.