Three Things I’m Trying to Figure Out
Here are three things I’m trying to figure out:
- Why schools are giving so much homework these days (Allison, who really wants to be a Tar Heel anyway?)
- Why a high school student would actually like homework (Jennifer dear, get a life)
- What’s causing all those thumping noises in my house at 3:00am (Get in Bed! NOW!)
After I get a grip on these, I’ll start on how spending $32 million on a football coach will improve the the quality of academics at the University of Alabama (there may be more to that answer than meets the eye).