Fear the Visor

I just received this shocking email from a source, some guy who calls himself “Roll Skywalker:”

Paul Jr’s plane just touched down on the Death Star.

That can only mean one thing: Darth Visor.

17 Comments

  1. Terri

    You better hush!

  2. Mike the Eyeguy

    You’re just scared, that’s all. You might as well tuck that left hand in your pocket and forget about it.

  3. Donna

    I like visors….

  4. Mike the Eyeguy

    I hear that visors are an acquired taste.

  5. Jon

    A little birdy told me that Bud Gray let Mal Moore use his plane the week before Shula’s firing to fly to SC to talk to the visor and also to Louisville to Patrino. So unless the little bird and Bud Gray are lying these seem to be the only verifiable places.

  6. Jon

    What do Mal Moore and a buzzard have in common?

  7. Mike the Eyeguy

    Uh, I don’t know Jon, what?

  8. Brady

    Mike, can you email me when all this important stuff is over? Thanks.

  9. Mike the Eyeguy

    Good grief, if I talk about soccer, all the bubbas and bubbettes get mad. If I talk about American football, the Swiss-based expatriates start getting antsy.

    I just can’t win for losing. Sort of like Bama.

  10. Jon

    They can both live off a dead bear for 20 years.

  11. Laurie

    I’m thrilled to discover I’m not a bubba OR a bubbette.

  12. Mike the Eyeguy

    Jon, read that article about Darth Visor. You might think twice about believing all those rumors about The Bear being dead.

    Laurie, you’re way too French to ever be a bubbette.

  13. JRB

    Why in the world would The Dark Lord want to leave the henhouse for the Capstone?

    Money.
    He’s already got the Augusta membership.
    His legend isn’t big enough yet.
    He wants to dominate the West too.

    And yet something else is missing….

    What is it…..

    Oh yeah,

    PHIL FULMER.

    The hate feels good sometimes…..

  14. Mike the Eyeguy

    Money mixed with legacy, the preferred elixir of elephantine egos.

  15. Terri

    Mike Sherman? Who?

  16. Nancy

    Ummm… Am I the only one who doesn’t get it? SOmething about Star Wars?

  17. Mike the Eyeguy

    Terri–

    You know, Mike Sherman.

    Nancy–

    Probably.

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