She’s Baaaack!

Well hush my mouth and slather me in grits! A very important person just payed a call using the following Google search string:

Nike football Alabama

Anybody care to guess who that V.I.P. was?

Date: 30 November Time: 12:44:47

I.P address: 146.197.243.16

Country: United States

City: Beaverton, Oregon

ISP: Nike Incorporated

That’s right–she’s baaaack!

No, really, I want even charge a consulting fee. Just rain down on me a pair of those sweet Air Max 360s.

5 Comments

  1. Terri

    Great… I get hit by the Pentagon and you get Nike!

  2. lAURA

    Mike, so random you posted this. As an eye doctor you may or may not like this but May just got her free pair of Nike Max Contacts to try for hitting softball practice. The staff at Dr. Ferrell had not heard of them yet and ordered them Monday and they came in today. They said “they had sold the glasses but not the contacts”. It looks like she is possessed it is so weird. Have you seen their video on line advertising. Pretty cool if you are into sports. I don’t know if this has anything to do with your post I am tired and didn’t really get it. Showing my ignorance. She is so excited and scared Oldest when she came in a few minutes ago. She said “they are so cool and cannot wait to really use them on Monday”. Hope this relates to your post if not I am crazy.

  3. Mike the Eyeguy

    The Pentagon, really? You radical.

    The amber tint of the Nike contacts increases contrast so that moving objects (eg, baseballs or tennis balls) “stand out” more, much like shooting glasses.

    I don’t wear them, but my glasses frame is by Nike and is practically indestructible.

  4. Nancy

    I for one am scared that you have all this info on US! Who are ya, John Ashcroft or something?

  5. Mike the Eyeguy

    Not everyone leaves her name like Madam Nike–most of the time it’s just an ISP provider and a city which may or may not be the one you live in depending on the ISP.

    Ashcroft I’m sure can do much better than that!

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