Making a List, Checking It Twice
My source close to the Bama coach search (the bag boy down at Publix whose brother knows somebody who’s a janitor at the football complex in T-town who has the habit of rummaging through the trash) just handed me a copy of Alabama AD Mal Moore’s “To Do” list that he’ll be following today as he attends the College Football Hall of Fame Induction Ceremonies in New York City. Here it is, an Ocular Fusion exclusive:
10. Find limo driver (the one holding the “Roll Tide?” sign)
9. Travel to The Waldorf=Astoria Hotel in style
8. Buy faux Rolexes from the man in the overcoat in Times Square
7. Chinatown–Louis Vuitton knock-off purses for Mrs. Moore and Mrs. RR
6. Get Letterman tickets
5. Eat at Tavern on the Green (remember to use university credit card)
4. Go see Monty Python’s Spamalot on Broadway
3. Sign Joe Pa’s cast
2. Go to Macy*s and sit in Santa’s lap
1. Oh yeah, find a new coach