So Go Ahead. Woo Me

Gender bending is something that we don’t even talk about in the Deep South much less practice, so you can imagine how my eyes bugged out when I read this. Apparently, the rest of the country may not be ready to talk about it either.

I’ve always suspected that Hillary had a pair of big brass ones (metaphorically speaking, of course) and that Obama, with those lithe fingers and fine threads, was the embodiment of the modern metrosexual man. Now I have confirmation.

By the way, I would like to announce to the stable of Presidential candidates out there that my vote is officially up for grabs. I’m a man without a party, a social moderate and fiscal conservative with a long libertarian streak who could (ahem) “go either way.”

So go ahead. Woo me.

2 Comments
  1. Mike the Eyeguy

    Well, no, actually whenever I take those online political quizzes, I always seem to land in Ron Paul’s camp. But I’m not even going there–what’s the use?

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