I Spy the Eyeguy

A small minority of Fusioneers are apparently starting to clamor for an Eyeguy sighting. For the life of me, I can’t figure out why, but facts are facts.

I tried to give readers an idea of what I looked like here. I even dropped another not-so-subtle hint here (Quick! Somebody slather that boy’s head with Dippity Do!). But apparently even those weren’t enough.

Alright already. I’ve hesitated to post this because I really try hard not to rub it in. But remember, you asked for it.

Here I am.

11 Comments

  1. Mike the Eyeguy

    Did I ever tell you that I channel for Steve Prefontaine?

  2. Donna

    alllrightyyyy then!

  3. Brady

    Help me out… Are you on the right or the left?

  4. Double vision

    The miracle of plastic surgery!

    This comment rings true if you are on the right or the left!

    You are looking good!

  5. Mike the Eyeguy

    I knew this one would get the peanut gallery stirred up.

  6. Stoogelover

    Brady beat me to my comment. For the record (do you keep records?), it was your post of Larry Fine as your double that first got my attention to your blog. Before leaving ministry and taking my present job, my office had several hundred Stooge items on display. All but a handful are now stored in boxes in a most over-crowded garage. Not saying you’re ugly, but Larry Fine was one ugly dude! Talented … but ugly.

  7. Alan gable

    Sweet stache and vintage Nike jacket. He’s got the style that makes all the ladies smile…

  8. Mike the Eyeguy

    “Talented but ugly.” I like that. Maybe it could be my epitaph.

    The jacket is sweet, the shoes at the Nike Vintage site, even sweeter.

  9. mmlace

    “Talented but ugly”…that’s so sad! You shouldn’t say that…

    The pic is HILARIOUS!

    Although I’ve only been stopping by here for a couple of short months now, I believe it’s safe to say that I’m proud to be a “Fusioneer”–thanks for makin me laugh today!

  10. Mike the Eyeguy

    I’m glad I made you laugh, but I’m not stopping till you blow your morning coffee through your nose and onto your computer screen. Let me know when that happens.

  11. mmlace

    Noooo…..I don’t think so. I know better than to consume a beverage while reading your blog…

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