It’s So Dry

It’s so dry in Alabama.

(Fusioneers: How-dry-is-it?)

It’s so dry that:

  • The Churches of Christ are starting to baptize by sprinkling
  • The Methodists are handing out wet wipes
  • The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks
  • The Catholics are praying for all that wine to turn back into water

(H/T Jill)

2 Comments

  1. Donna

    Shall we gather at the River has been removed from all hymnals…

    Rumor is that it will be replaced with shall we gather at the mud-hole…

  2. Mike the Eyeguy

    Nice. How about this one: “There’s a Fountain Free–But Only Between the Hours of 6-7 AM”

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