Phelps Channels Spitz
We knew “it” was coming…
We knew “it” was coming…
Dave Barry goes shopping in Beijing and finishes short of a medal, while his wife takes the gold (and silk, too).
As someone who has haggled over “Nike” t-shirts in open-air Jamaican markets and honest-to-God, GENUINE Rolex Submariners in Chinatown, I feel his pain.
The Olympics Sap-o-Meter over at Slate was redlining over the weekend in the wake of Michael Phelps’ rendezvous with destiny (there, that ought to set it to twitching even more).
Apparently it was Bob Costas’ interview with Michael and his Mom that really set the too-cool-to-care cynics to clucking. Color me sappy, then, because I enjoyed it (that segment starts about 15 minutes in).
In particular, I was intrigued to learn about Michael’s struggle with ADHD and bullying classmates; as a parent, and a former “shortest and nerdiest kid in the class,” I can identify with such stories. It’s all too easy to look at the mega-million dollar freak of nature with all the O-bling around his neck and forget that he was once an awkward teen in dire need of some loving parenting and mentoring.… Read the rest
I wonder if my old buddy, Keith The Tow Truck Driver, has ever hauled a car all the way to China?
If so, he might be pleased to know about this.
Mark, personally, I think your chances are better over at the beach volleyball venue.
“I thank God for how far I came to be here and to have the opportunity. It’s OK. I wouldn’t trade it. If it didn’t hurt this bad, I didn’t care that much, so, yeah, it’s still worth it. I’m glad I got the chance.”
–Nigerian sprinter and former Huntsvillian Olutoyin Augustus after failing to qualify for the semifinals in the women’s 100-meter hurdles
Toyin, we understand how you feel, but please remember this: We are not disappointed in you at all.
You lived up to your name.
A reader writes:
This sounds like a reprise of your April Fools post.
He’s referring to my most recent HT community column sounding like my 4/01/08 “We’re moving to Durham, NC–Gotcha!” post.
I get his point–“if it sounds too good to be true it probably is.”
And I will admit that on occasion I do use a little “artistic license” when telling a story. What writer–or preacher–doesn’t?
But I can assure him, and you, that when it comes to this particular story, I’m no James Frey.… Read the rest
Tired of all the sappy, overwrought, maudlin, violin music-filled NBC soft focus pieces?
Have I got just the thing for you…
THT‘s Mark McCarter gives us the inside scoop on Nigerian sprinter and former Grissom High star Olutoyin Augustus and the meaning of her first name.
“The Lord Deserves Praise.” That seems about right for a Sunday morning.… Read the rest
But she still earned a silver and it took Coventry’s best effort (and a new world record) to beat her.
Needless to say, Huntsvillians are proud of Margaret Hoelzer and her hardware (1 2 silver, 1 bronze), but most of all, the way that she represented us so well.
Well done, Marge. Go ahead and sing your heart out anyway–you deserve it.… Read the rest
She’s tanned, she’s rested, she’s ready…
and she got a patriotic pedicure, too:
Aubie v. Aubie, “The Water Cube,” Friday night, 9:00pm Central…
It turns out Margaret Hoelzer isn’t the only athlete with North Alabama ties competing in Beijing.
Toyin Augustus is a Nigerian 100 meter hurdler who prepped at and ran track for Grissom High School (Number One and Three’s alma mater) prior to competing at Penn State.
Also, Julianne Kirchner is a 50 meter freestyle swimmer from the Marshall Islands whose parents grew up in North Alabama and attended UNA.
(UPDATE 8/16: You can read how her race went here).
Why the Marshall Islands? Julianne (age 16) has lived most of her life on Kwajalein Island, and if you’re from Huntsville, you probably know at least one rocket scientist in your circle who has spent some time in that distant atoll.… Read the rest
THT’s Mark McCarter gives us the low down on all the hubbub over a 49-cent plastic ball.
Care to guess who the favorite is in the ping-pong table tennis competition? Good grief, even the so-called “U.S.” team is composed of native Chinese.
I don’t get it. Why didn’t they call The Spin Doctor?
And another thing: Where’s Forrest Gump when you need him?
THT’s Mark McCarter is having just a little too much fun covering the women’s beach volleyball.
Huntsville’s bronze medalist and gold medal hopeful Margaret Hoelzer goes all TMI over the LZR.